Happy New Year – what veggie sign are you?


Want to know what 2015 holds for you? All is revealed down in your veggie patch.

Capsicum – December 22 to January 19
Those with the Capsicum sign can have overwhelming, spicy personalities that bring tears to those around them. In 2015 capsicums will need to use their determination to get to the top of life’s salad. 2015 love life advice – Hot! Hot! Hot!

Watermelon – January 20 – February 18
Those with the watermelon sign are a passionate, juicy lot and have many well-rounded pursuits. In 2015 watermelons will have to wait until the time is ripe for any activities. For friends and family, be aware of what’s under the skin as they may conceal the seeds of duplicity – careful of choking. 2015 career goal advice – damn heavy – watch your back.

Shallots – February 19 – March 20
Those with the shallot sign tend to be indecisive, wanting to reach for the sky but being firmly attached to their space, and not always reaching their full potential. In 2015 to avoid being in a pickle, shallots must quickly grow into their pursuits. 2015 health advice – pungent, don’t forget the deodorant.

Cabbage – March 21 to April 19
Those born under the cabbage sign are sometimes underrated as their mild, dependable temperament makes them an easy companion in a variety of situations. They have many layers to their personality and it may be hard for them to open up about their life without a sprinkling of watered down questioning. 2015 home advice – purchase moth balls.

Carrot – April 20 to May 20
Those with the carrot sign will continue to have a good year but will need to watch out for moments of instability as they tend to bury their best assets. In 2015 to reach full maturity they should root out long held problems. 2015 financial advice – exceptional vision but watch for crunches.

Beetroot – May 21 – June 20
Though admired for their big ambitions, those born under the beetroot sign are regularly known to change their stripes and leave their mark on others. In 2015 they may step outside social conventions and make others blush. 2015 music advice – dub beets, bluegrass.

Parsnip – June 21 to July 22
While those with the parsnip sign are known to be a bit nutty at times they continue to be a popular dinner guest. In 2015 and later years they will have a tendency to run to seed and become rooted in bad habits. 2015 compatibility advice – friendly to carrots.

Silver beet – July 23 – August 22
A regular around town, those with the attractive silver beet sign love to show off their bright colours and lush tops. In 2015 they will tend to grow up quickly and become bitter. 2015 social advice – they may become a perennial pest, try not to snap.

Eggplant – August 23 September 22
While having a practical nature, those with the eggplant sign tend to be highly strung in new situations and need support. In 2015 avoid commenting on their fashion taste for dark colours even though it makes them a bit bottom heavy. 2015 Travel advice – stay away from Greece, avoid the moussaka.

Broad Bean – September 23 – October 22
Those with the broad bean sign enjoy crowded elevators, tight zippers and their ipod. In 2015 when looking for potential mates they will seek perfection and have no personal space. They are compatible with silver beets but avoid eggplants, they are not harmonious. 2015 Career advancement advice – buttering up works.

Tomato– October 23 – November 21
One of the most popular of the veggie patch signs, tomatoes are a regular on the summer scene. Sensitive to frosty receptions they should accept support when given. In 2015 their love life is looking super saucy, go out for pizza. 2015 Travel destination advice – Roma.

Potato – November 22 to December 21
Sometimes known as the king of the veggie patch, those lucky enough to be born under the potato sign are welcomed around the globe especially in fast food joints. In 2015 though attracted to those born under the eggplant sign they must maintain a long distance relationship due incompatibility. 2015 music advice – mash-up mixes.